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Work Type: Choral / Vocal, Classical

Instrumentation: SATB chorus

Duration: 8-10 minutes

1. Fwd: I was looking at your profile
2. (no subject)
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4. enemy
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Having written a short, goofy choral piece about cats for New Century Voices (Four Cats), I felt compelled to write a longer, goofy piece about something else.  Inspiration arrived in the form of a spam e-mail (set as the third movement of this piece) which seemed to me to have a particularly musical structure (Only ant best way…), and worthy of serving as the centerpiece for a new project.  I set out to find other emails that would complement and contrast with this specimen of our culture.

It was harder than I expected. Nigerian scam emails are far too long; Bayesian filter-busters (consisting simply of random words; essentially, the infantry of spam, sent to confound our defenses) were not interesting enough; most were, simply, too boring and dull. I needed emails that were interesting to set while being markedly different from one another, with some semblance of a narrative.

Eventually, I decided to build around not only the theme of spam, but the subject matter of the original email; namely, sex (with some paranoia thrown in for relief).  I hope you enjoy the fruits of my efforts to highlight the stupid things about our daily lives.


I. Fwd: I was looking at your profile

 Hi, my name is Tiffany! 😉

My friend said you were a really cool person and I should get in contact with you!

I looked at your profile and thought I would contact you.

I love meeting new people, I also love to talk. I just got my videocam working so you can see me to! It doesn’t cost you anything if you wanna watch/see me! You don’t even need your own videocam! This is not my screenname, but a friends. To contact me you need to go to my personal site (dont worry it’s a FREE site like Yahoo!) its the only way to contact me! My personal site:

Just Copy and Paste in your Broswer

Best of love and regards, Tiffany

– “Carson” <[email protected]> 

II. (no subject)

Sitting at home bored . Find a date from us right here
What have you been searching for?
Hot sex
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A long lasting relationship
Find everything you need here

– <[email protected]>

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– “Bruce” <[email protected]>

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– “Juan Krause” <[email protected]> 


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– “Tommie Clark” <[email protected]>


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